Things I Hate vol. 4 and stuff

Hi folks!  I am... 4 hours and 20 minutes away from vacation and my brain is about to explode mushy grey matter all over my computer monitor.  Blood, guts, brains... the whole 9.  Won't my coworkers be surprised!  Several things in no particular order:

1)  Everyone thinks of me when they see kayaks.  I WIN.
2) I'm going to Tennessee in like 15 hours and I am so excited I might die which would be terrible because then I wouldn't be able to go to Tennessee. 
3) Here are some thing I hate to keep the fires of odium burning in your little teeny black hearts until I return:

revolving doors

I don’t trust them.  They’re just standing around, being all “look I’m clear and three people can walk through me at once” but I know what they’re really saying it “come inside me so that you can trip since you can’t take a normal step and then I can CUT YOU IN HALF MUAHAHAHAHA”.  Sickos…

snowdrifts-

facebook updates left and right brag about the snowday but your slave driver of a boss calls you in.  You grumble your way down the front walk, shovelling half-heartedly (just so that you can get to your car), lamenting the fact that life could be so unfair as to snow 36 inches in four hours AND expect you to go to work (what is this?  GERMANY 1943?), and then you misjudge the dept of that last step and BLAMMO…

So there you are.  Snowdrifts... obviously backlogged from the horrendous winter we had.  But since we just had a hurricane (measly little tropical storm got everyone all freaked out...) I think most of you can agree that weather is abhorrent and must be stopped at all costs.

And since I'm in such a good mood about my vacation (read: about to barf everywhere because I am so anxious about driving 14 hours to CAMP FOR FIVE FUCKING DAYS WHAT IN THE HELL WAS I THINKING I HATE BUGS AND NATURE SO FREAKING MUCH:KDJFS:LKJSDG) that I'm going to leave you with something I love.  Actually... several things I love.  AND these things don't even rocket out from the murky depths of hell (the ocean) to murderize cute squiggly seals and stupid surfers (which are a lot like kayakers but usually better looking).

CUTTLEFISH!!!

Here is an adorable baby cuttlefish looking innocent

Here is a wizened old cuttlefish looking disappointed in you

Here is a cuttlefish looking sad and possibly a little sleepy, how I feel most of the time when I'm at work.

And my personal favorite.  I call this "Curious Cuttlefish and Social Anxiety Cuttlefish".